Status Updates by wdc.Dexter

wdc.Dexter

Who even needs a bf/gf tbh they're s*** tier
I've got friends and a teddy bear and ice cream and that's all I need

wdc.Dexter

why am i so ugly i hate myself

wdc.Dexter

This site is so weird. You have to like, be careful not to check people's profile too many times so you don't seem creepy sense they can see how many times you looked at them and when XD

wdc.Dexter

Personality wise, my standards are ridiculously high. I'm more surprised and excited when I find someone I'm comfortable being myself around then I am someone who's incredibly attractive.

wdc.Dexter

I'm an idiot

wdc.Dexter

Mmmm guuurl, you so fine, I wanna take you home and let you talk to me about your EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS, and BECOME COMFORTABLE BEING MYSELF AROUND YOU, maybe even CUDDLE ON THE COUCH WHILE RESPECTING YOUR BOUNDARIES! Yikes, I really don't think like other people, do I?

wdc.Dexter

The bows and arrows, in your words The words behind your broken teeth The broken glass that's under foot, and paw and hoof the high and low, whatever nonsense you believe The vast unknown laid out ahead, The tears and anger, good and bad The big adventure still at hand, and paw and whiskers. Grey, blue, red, whatever, I will understand!

wdc.Dexter

I just ate like half a cheese cake, no one can stop me