Status Updates by voodooking1998

voodooking1998

up with lambs...down with the lark...run to bed children before it gets dark!

voodooking1998

Lady:"He said he was 'sober'." Me: Hey lady: "BLOW ME!"

voodooking1998

When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the s*** out of his hen? Doesn't happen. Because chickens are decent people!

voodooking1998

you know what they say: THE MORGUE THE MERRIER!!!

voodooking1998

i'm fearest gump! Hi, care for a shockolate?

voodooking1998

pls ask me some anons?

voodooking1998

who's excited for The Mummy next year?!

voodooking1998

something about your HORRORscope isn't making sense, let me see your hand...hmmm...i'm not much at BLEEDING palms but your future seems cloudy!

voodooking1998

it looks like nepTOMB has moved to berGHOUL to late capricorn, which means you should avoid any serious enSTRANGLEments for a while!

voodooking1998

i'm bored AF, chat me up? lets.rabb.it/886j/jzo6OHjwku