up with lambs...down with the lark...run to bed children before it gets dark!
Lady:"He said he was 'sober'." Me: Hey lady: "BLOW ME!"
When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the s*** out of his hen? Doesn't happen. Because chickens are decent people!
you know what they say: THE MORGUE THE MERRIER!!!
i'm fearest gump! Hi, care for a shockolate?
pls ask me some anons?
who's excited for The Mummy next year?!
something about your HORRORscope isn't making sense, let me see your hand...hmmm...i'm not much at BLEEDING palms but your future seems cloudy!
it looks like nepTOMB has moved to berGHOUL to late capricorn, which means you should avoid any serious enSTRANGLEments for a while!
i'm bored AF, chat me up? lets.rabb.it/886j/jzo6OHjwku