some people are too cute for this world
Eyy, am i the only one who's bored 24/7?
do you think cyanide cake would taste sweeter or be bitter?
weird thought, but i could totally pull of cross dressing
whoever ate the wheelchair had a high ... metalbolism
im gonna go kms now
made a shirt of thumbtacks to look sharp. Everyone thought it was tacky
simba was moving too slow so i told him to mufasa
whats the hardest part of a vegitable to eat? The wheelchair.
break a leg? give it time to heel