Status Updates by tierien

tierien

Eyy, am i the only one who's bored 24/7?

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do you think cyanide cake would taste sweeter or be bitter?

tierien

weird thought, but i could totally pull of cross dressing

tierien

whoever ate the wheelchair had a high ... metalbolism

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im gonna go kms now

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made a shirt of thumbtacks to look sharp. Everyone thought it was tacky

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simba was moving too slow so i told him to mufasa

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whats the hardest part of a vegitable to eat? The wheelchair.

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break a leg? give it time to heel

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i feel bad for carrots, no one seems to carrot all