Status Updates by shellfish

shellfish

I just love it when 17 year old kids with skater shoes and ripped vests think they know everything about economics and politics

shellfish

If you just use someone to talk to them when you're horny or something you're f***ed in the head.

shellfish

You must have really low f***ing self esteem if you're gonna pose as someone else on the internet

shellfish

Stop making it seem okay by just saying "oh yea no im not abusive im just feisty" or something because thats not an excuse. You cant always be his #1 priority he has a life and he has a right to keep it whether you like it or not.
If you'd get mad at a guy doing it to a girl, dont do it to a guy because i promise that they're no emotionally stronger than anyone else in the world.

shellfish

Stop glorifying being abusive. This is aimed mostly at girls. Telling your guy that you'll murder them or stab them if they talk to other girls or something is abusive. Getting mad about every friend he has (thats female) and making him stop talking to them...is, In fact, abusive. Making him feel like s*** for spending time with friends or family instead of you is abusive. Hitting him with anything when youre mad at him is also abusive. And everything related to any of those is abusive.

shellfish

the fastest way to get me to block you is by saying anything bad about lady gaga

shellfish

it would be really nice if i could stop falling in love with people who live on the other side of the country

shellfish

me: quick give me motivation to work out
friend: you're fat
me: perfect

shellfish

all i want are baby pugs, hot chocolate, kisses, and an unlimited number of books

shellfish

me: takes days to reply
me: i really hate slow repliers man