Status Updates by rotten.unicorn.corpse

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I Just Realized How Obsessed I Am With American Dad

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MY EARS ARE MAKING ME ANGRY AGHHHHHH KILL ME

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WikiHow is trying to teach me how to socialize (with pictures)

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finally got new tapers yay

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I also looked up, "how does one simply 'get a life'"

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I feel bad about my life considering the fact that i'm staring at my phone and whispering the first things that come to my head... which also happen to be, "Why aren't donuts cloud shaped" and singing about f***ing life in the ass

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I really should go to sleep

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I Bring The Weather With Me

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i am a peasant

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I need a haircut and a life :3