Status Updates by riftshioku

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If anyone is dumb enough to be interested in me, know that one, I like fingers, and two I like Asians, but I don't like ginger Asians for.... Well political reasons....

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Anyone wanna help me kill myself? Will also take suggestions.

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Drinking bleach is probably a good idea for me.

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Shameless is probably the greatest tv show.

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TH E DODO . Portuguese sailors, who marveled at this bird's trusting and docile nature, gave it the name dodo, meaning "simpleton." Unfortunately, the dodo was unable to compete in a rapidly changing environment, and the bird soon went the way of the Portuguese sailor. -Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster page 42:1.

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My god is sentient spaghetti.

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My friend just sneezed, I'm going to get their sickness and die now.

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When you have more friends on a website you made an account on just for satire than in real life.

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Pepe shouldn't be a hate symbol, how else will people know I want to die.