Status Updates by pixie.stick

pixie.stick

does anyone wanna skype mer? just inbox

pixie.stick

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up

pixie.stick

*CLAP CLAP CLAP* can you parallel park?

pixie.stick

ohhhhh omy how do i get him offf

pixie.stick

travolta

pixie.stick

o boy i got the feels

pixie.stick

doubt oh you said ugly oww its ok autocorrect must have changed it i think you meant adorable

pixie.stick

YOU JUST GAVE MY HEART A BONER

pixie.stick

i cant wait FOR YOU TO STFU

pixie.stick

doubt allow me to explain what i wanna do to you ok *cough* I want to bash your head into concreate and tie you up from the back of a car, and drive 60 down the highway,then tie you to a stone and throw you into the ocean,and go scooba diving and watch you drown as im laughing in your face