Status Updates by nummybears23

nummybears23

cool cool, why you two couples are loving each i'll stick to the anime on the t.v in front of me. huh? oh no no it's cool i can just check it off my bucketlist of being a 5th wheel

nummybears23

if im looking down at my phone, im probably texting my fiance but to your knowledge im probably talking to distance cousins and how im sending your body to feed my cannibal side of family c: have a good day

nummybears23

through class my friend was holding me and said "19 days left just 19 till you graduate and can leave this bulls*** place, just don't kill her yet" as i see the girl literally across from me taking s*** about me. snot nose bitch, i'll show you freaky

nummybears23

.....i think i just need cuddles.... i'm very grumpy and wish the world would burn a little :,< c:>

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while your screaming in everyone's face because you're having a "bad morning" i'm coming up with ways to shut you up, 1: duck tap your face 2: smash your face in the wall, or 3: shove what i wanted to eat down your throat because the sight of you and the sound of your voice has made me loose my appetite and hopefully you choke on what i wish but now couldn't eat

nummybears23

anyone want to take a ride through the universe in my rocket ship? XD

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people these days, i swear! i can not enjoy my d*** coffee and taco on my rocket ship with my amazing turtle unicorn bestie thats eating a burrito with out being called crazy or weird. like holy jebus get a f***ing life or something X,D

nummybears23

don't mess with friends cause their not friends but family and i'll be sure to make a great dinner out of your ass if you lay a finger on them for us all c:

nummybears23

walking in the halls and someone called me out for wearing my sunglasses and s*** in school so i walked up to him and i lifted my glasses showing my eyes bloodshot and dark bags underneath saying "getting rid of a body is hard work but worth it; you can reward your self to a hard satisfying drink" as saying this close to his face he turns pale and my friends laugh

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hahahahahahahahaha........my friends are assholes and I'm the itch they can never get rid of cause they love me to much X,D