Status Updates by myth.o.nugget

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Makeup videos have me convinced Im supposed to put a s*** load of foundation in my hairline.

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Some ten year old told me," Im turning 10, so i should be in 10th grade." S***, go ahead. Id be graduated.

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Mcm Downtown.Dougy.Brown b/c I actually remembered it was Monday.

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When someone says they don't like the way your lips look. Well, put a ring on it since you like it so much.

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Boyfriend requirements; You have to kill the spider

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JacobJackKnife they're my best friend. Jk

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13. Who I Love The Most: Me. No. Iduno. 14. Who I Miss: My biological dad 15. Something I Regret: Nothing. 16. Someone I Regret: Nobdy 17. Someone I See My Self With: Doug? Iduno. 18: Who I See Myself Marrying: Myself. No, honestly, no idea. Probably food. 19: Someone Ill Kill For: Nobody. 20: Who Has My Heart: Chicken nuggets, ugh. 21: What Ex I Miss: Theyre all crusty potatoes, no idea what tell to tell you (2/2)

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5 Hearts! LMS 1. Single Or Taken: Taken 2. First Kiss: Freshman year in the hallway with some guy. 3. First Love: My best friend from PA 4. Virgin: For my whole life 5. Last Text: Logan 6. Last Call: My dad 7. Last Hug: My dad 8. Last kiss: Freshman yar 9. Who Im In Love With: Downtown.Dougy.Brown 10: Whos My Crush: My fridge, Bert 11: My Bestfriend: Literally everyone on here, ily 12: Last Time I Had Sex: Never because Im the only virgin that makes sex jokes (1/2)

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5 Hearts! LMS 1. Single Or Taken: 2. First Kiss: 3. First Love: 4. Virgin: 5. Last Text: 6. Last Call 7. Last Hug: 8. Last kiss: 9. Who Im In Love With: 10: Whos My Crush: 11: My Bestfriend: 12: Last Time I Had Sex: 13. Who I Love The Most: 14. Who I Miss: 15. Something I Regret: 16. Someone I Regret: 17. Someone I See My Self With: 18: Who I See Myself Marrying: 19: Someone Ill Kill For: 20: Who Has My Heart: 21: What Ex I Miss: /// b/c I steal things.

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Guy: Aye girl, what that mouth do? Me: It talks s***.