Status Updates by malleable

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what the f*** is going on

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*hands in a picture of Danny Devito in crocs as my resume*

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bobby hill is my hero

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"Ariel's cigar and bra night! Kylie Jenner's green pants night! Drakes night wearing... SHOES?! 😱😱😱😱"

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you know what p***es me off? those snapchat clickbait headlines that list a celebrity wearing an outfit like it's a big story

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I hurt so bad

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I still can't believe I f***ing saw them live in one of our tiny little clubs oh my god it was so good Sean did the f***in backflip and I cried like a bitch at the end

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I never know how to deal when people start pushing and moshing at shows and I usually just stand there scared and get bowled over and crushed but tonight I just screeched "yo gET THE F*** OFF OF ME! GET THE F*** OFF MEEEE!" and this lil white boy who started the pit looked real scared and was like o s*** I'm so sorry miss d*** straight

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yikes

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get u a man who gets u a yellowcard ticket months in advance