Status Updates by ketchup

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the most recent clown sighting in my town is literally on my street and i want 2 die

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i look like that one rlly young gym teacher that all the gr.7 boys think is hot

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i was in the hall with this reallllllyyy popular girl today and this other rrreeeaaallllyyyy popular girl was like "hey kira do you still upload youtube videos" AND I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO DIE MORE IN MY LIFE

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YO OK GUYS THERES THIS KID WHOS DATED LIKE EVERY GIRL AT THE OTHER HIGH SCHOOL HERE AND HE TRANSFERED TO MY HIGH SCHOOL AND HE KEEPS ON MESSAGING ME ON FACEBOOK AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOO

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when theres a new girl in your class who went to the dropout school and you start talking s*** about other people who go there and then you find out that the one person you talked s*** about is one of her best friend rippppp meeeee

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im so confused isnt 'her' picture of verena schizophrenia

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ok there this girl whos (in most peoples opinion) very very unattractive and her boyfriend is like SO F***ING GOOD LOOKING LIKE WTF and like its not even her personality guys, like, she laughs at animals dying. like. i dont even know what to do like what the F*** is her secret 2 that

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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THERES A CLASS @ MY SCHOOL 4 VOCAL TRAINING AND IT ACTUALLY COUNTS FOR CREDITS WTF

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finally got to season 5 of twd and what the actual f***.

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has anybody actually been on a student exchange program like is that a real thing