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I made too many cupcakes and now i dont know what to do, first world problems am i right

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my cat stole my cupcake

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Ocean man take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand. Ocean man the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip. Ocean man the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand soaking up the thirst of the land. Ocean man can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman. Ocean man the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man. Ocean man the sequence of a life form raised in the sand soaking up the thirst of the land. Ocean man. Ocean man. Ocean man.

im.so.white.i.glow.in.the.dark

someone tell me really bad puns and i will give them a potato

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I just wanna be 21 so I can ring up alcohol at work

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The Bee Movie is on netflix, I'm booked for the night lmao

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Heart if you're a potato

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Is it bad that I judge people on their eyebrows? Probably? S***.

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