Empire of Self Righteous Internet Justicars - General Discussion

Important (how to ccatch and OWL!)

11 months ago

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When you hear them outside
At night
Crawl out through your window slathered in butter and cream cheese
Walk as quiet as possible
It may help to wear socks
And clear your path to the tree beforehand
Make a very light, almost inaudible, recitation of the book "Where the Sidewalk Ends"
And if you say it correctly
An owl will land on your shoulder