Status Updates by goldenageofgrandmaspants

goldenageofgrandmaspants

"i've almost crashed the car like three times because of a hot dude jogging without a shirt" make men wear wetsuits at all times

goldenageofgrandmaspants

essentially if you think anyone cares about your s***ty opinions get a blog or go back to sixth grade

goldenageofgrandmaspants

anyway who else masturbated to the tree rape scene in evil dead

goldenageofgrandmaspants

i can think of 1 million decidedly not inherently sexual things that men want to f*** so not rly sure what Adolf.Hitler's point is

goldenageofgrandmaspants

everytime i see a septum piercing i am tempted to rip it out

goldenageofgrandmaspants

ummmmmm i'm bitter i didn't die at jonestown

goldenageofgrandmaspants

i rly want the sheet music for the 2cellos cover of hurt :///// i cannot find it ://///

goldenageofgrandmaspants

everytime someone asks me a Math question i'm like...listen bud i spent the entirety of algebra 1 & 2 doing coke in the bathroom i cant help u

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im a douchebag that listens to guerilla poubelle

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me: unironically described by my girlfriend as cheryl from archer