Status Updates by goddamn.cuck

goddamn.cuck

If so, can she join because his mom is kinda hot??

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I wonder if his mom can hear us have sex???

goddamn.cuck

First time going shopping with fiancé's parents.
Fiance: *puts bleach on checkout stand*
Me: I drink that stuff.
His mom: *Stares at me*
Fiancé: NO NO SHES JOKING
.....no I'm not

goddamn.cuck

dinkster is adorable but Im awkward

goddamn.cuck

LITERALLY JUST ATE SO MUCH MAC AND CHEESE. HOLY HECK

goddamn.cuck

When you dont know whether to eat pizza or kill yourself :(

goddamn.cuck

Somebody just message me roasting me. Thanks.

goddamn.cuck

I'm not emo but why the f*** would someone cut themselves?

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First day: "Hello, nice to meet you."
Second day: "Send ass pics. Lmao"

goddamn.cuck

If you are over the age of 20 and still have flippy emo hair, please stop. That only attracts teenage girls and you need to cut that s*** off