Status Updates by god.father

god.father

wow i was trying to do some mole rat rp and the person i was gonna rp with acted like i was filling out a d*** job application s***

god.father

i just woke up bc my dumb mom wanted me to eat dinner now im never going back to sleep

god.father

i just woke up and i feel like someone cut my f***ing intestines

god.father

if i become a teacher every student is going to call me master

god.father

i want to use my smooth jokes on someone but everyone on this site is sensitive and defensive af ):

god.father

when littlespoon has the audacity to like your posts and never talk to you

god.father

when you try to stalk someone but their background gives you epilepsy

god.father

if i start going through some random girls friendlist adding people it will be clear i am desperate for a more alive dash ):

god.father

i am on the verge of tears i just tried to add some more emos im going to cry

god.father

i have just tried to add two emos and some fat dude this is not going very well