Status Updates by Zyler00garcia

Zyler00garcia

Can i just die? Like is that a thing? To just drop dead whenever you feel like it? Cause if so i wanna do that so bad rn.

Zyler00garcia

My mom kicked me out cause I didn't shave my legs.....wtf...

Zyler00garcia

So I haven't posted today because I got hit in the head with a bat and currently staying in the hospital

Zyler00garcia

I remember when I was feeling nice and I posted on my facebook "like and I'll buy you pizza" and i got like 53 likes and had to buy 53 different pizzas. Literally spent all my d*** money. Silly billy.

Zyler00garcia

"Hey, how you doin? Well I'm doin just fine. I lied, I'm dying inside..."

Zyler00garcia

Finally gonna get pizza!

Zyler00garcia

I want a girlfriend that can be a bitch when she needs to be and can take things seriously when things need to be taken seriously and can be crazy with me all at the same time

Zyler00garcia

Is it bad that all I want is to take care of a good girl and be there for her, like be her best friend too and always have a shoulder for her to cry on and I want her to be able t come to me about anything and know that no matter what she says I will still love her and I want to end up adopting so that her and I could have a family and we could all play games as a family like we could play nerd guns in the house and water guns outside like literally that's all I want.

Zyler00garcia

I'm probably dying lol aren't we all tho?

Zyler00garcia

Someone bring me another bottle of jack