There's no breaks on the rape train
I just hit myself in the face with a yougart tube xD
I just had a miscarriage in the middle of Walmart. Feeling 3 pounds lighter.
Oh no... I'm pregnant again! :(
A leaf nd an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? ......... The leaf. The rope caught the emo.
Just stole 50 breadsticks from the Olive Garden. Feeling hip asf.