This site has been so dull
I'm gonna beat her into submission quite literally
Google: How to attract a Christian girl.
When roast beef is on the table and you up end the table and the roast beef goes up the wall and all the grease and fat runs down the wall and you stand there in a bit of a daze wondering what just happened...
Imagining myself open the foreskin up and stretching it as wide as a fruit bowl circumference then letting it go to make a sonic boom noise.
Imagine walking up to a guy and saying excuse me sir can I take your girlfriend for fifty pounds. Then you flop out your willy and wink and just stand there looking.
Gives me an opportunity to flash legally.
I need myself some bitches who have the discipline to eat fairly well
That I'd peed on his glasses for banter c;