when you hear a possum scream and your soul immediately leaves your body 👌
PRO DATING TIPS: hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Wow the moon is so bright tonight !! It's kinda spooky.
everything is s*** :^)
I try making food and I manage to slice open my palm :^(
I'm always drowsy at 6pm (｡T ω T｡)
I'm 100% boy I promise lmao
people should message me ;;v;