I wish I wasn't such a piece of s*** of a human being
Someone needs to smack me in the face, take your free smack in the face coupon!!!
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE: I love my boyfriend with all of my heart. He makes me happy and makes me feel at home and at peace. I wouldn't trade him for anything in the universe I love him so d*** much. THAT IS ALL.
why doesn't sk have the option to choose mayonnaise as a gender what the fu ck im triggered
people who went out of their way to spoil twd for us, y'all can SUCK MY ASS
when you hear a possum scream and your soul immediately leaves your body 👌
PRO DATING TIPS: hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Wow the moon is so bright tonight !! It's kinda spooky.
everything is s*** :^)
I try making food and I manage to slice open my palm :^(