Status Updates by Trigglypuff

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I wish I wasn't such a piece of s*** of a human being

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Someone needs to smack me in the face, take your free smack in the face coupon!!!

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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE: I love my boyfriend with all of my heart. He makes me happy and makes me feel at home and at peace. I wouldn't trade him for anything in the universe I love him so d*** much. THAT IS ALL.

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why doesn't sk have the option to choose mayonnaise as a gender what the fu ck im triggered

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people who went out of their way to spoil twd for us, y'all can SUCK MY ASS

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when you hear a possum scream and your soul immediately leaves your body 👌

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PRO DATING TIPS: hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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Wow the moon is so bright tonight !! It's kinda spooky.

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everything is s*** :^)

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I try making food and I manage to slice open my palm :^(