It's been awhile since i've been on here. *cringes at myself from like a month ago*
Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was polor cx I love science jokes lol
Why did the bear dizz
Welp, single again.
It's hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. cx lol
You're so D*** hot you must be coming down with the flu B)
When you're stressed you eat cake, icecream, chocolate and other sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
I don't alway's sleep, but when i do, i sleep all day. lol
There's a lot of f*** boys on here who won't except my friend request :o
I had a dream i went to hell and had to cut my own leg off. It was actually a pretty good dream.