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The doctors are always like "so you take one tablet each night?" And I'm like "no, three" and they're so shocked like their jaw just hits the floor like yes I take three sleeping pills a night and my sleep is still f***ed ur welcum

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I think I use this more than tovio does and that disheartens me

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I HADNT LOGGED ON FOR AN ENTIRE DAY AND HAD NO NOTIFS IM OFFENDED

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ASK ME ANONS so I can laugh at you all

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I love cute girls 😍😍

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I love the sweet, sweet aroma of p****

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When someone is online and ignores u haha,,,, ,,,,,ok buddy

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F*** the puritans

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Guess who's NOT going to college hahaha.....haha....H a

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tovios account is UNironic 2k16 txt it