Status Updates by TheMurderer

TheMurderer

F*** it I'm going to sleep

TheMurderer

Someone snapchat me until I die @ illusioniz

TheMurderer

Please don't get up!
Oh no, you're fine right there!
Just don't mind me as I take you all in!
So drink 'em up, oh yes just slam 'em down!
Have one on me as I lock you all in!
My sweet little sheep your wolf has come...