Status Updates by The.Soothsayer

The.Soothsayer

No offense but you can all suck my chode

The.Soothsayer

I'm back boiiiii

The.Soothsayer

I would literally pay someone to be my friend tbh

The.Soothsayer

I can't stand people that post links to ThisCrush it's so stupid

The.Soothsayer

Someone on the dash already said it today but posting links to your own selfies and begging for likes is really f***ing cringey

The.Soothsayer

If I promise to be nice maybe people will talk to me

The.Soothsayer

So many people on here trying to be edgy

The.Soothsayer

Wow, you don't like mainstream pop music. Please, continue telling everyone how edgy and special you are :^) Everyone really, really cares

The.Soothsayer

I guess you could say I like my coffee how I like my life in general. Once thrilling, now a mundane daily ritual that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it in the first place :)

The.Soothsayer

Pls for the love of God take your several status rant somewhere else no one cares