Status Updates by Spencer

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Bitches trying to scam me tonight

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Like I always say it's not the holidays if you don't get yelled at by people buying gifts

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Some guy was compaining nicotine gum us too much and I said "it's cheaper than lung cancer". He was not pleased.

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I think I hit a bird eating another dead bird but I didn't look back. Also I'm 6'2

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-reveals my iron gasket- SceneMcQueen

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"All the guys who used to bully me are now in my inbox 👠👄💅🏼"- Ridlymycut

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"dwayne the rock cock johnson" -Ridlymycut

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If you cant be ballsy via the internet where can you be?

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Off to bed tell my crush from me *slaps booty*