Status Updates by Sparkro

Sparkro

Rip

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Band of horses is making me so wet ffs

Sparkro

Im A V eG a n

Sparkro

I copy pasted your copy pasterino

Sparkro

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m f***ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.

Sparkro

Dude Band of Horses is soooo goooood

Sparkro

Killlllllllll me lmao

Sparkro

F*** my life tbh

Sparkro

I guess getting stoned and texting people isint a good idea...lol

Sparkro

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse

Welcome to the room of people
Who have rooms of people that they loved one day
Docked away
Just because we check the guns at the door
Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades

You'll never know the psychopath sitting next to you
You'll never know the murderer sitting next to you
You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting