I know this girl who will like put shedded strands of her hair on me, and then she'll be like, "think of me." it's kind of strange
I get peeved so easily, I'm probably going to have wrinkles by the time I'm 20
My sister just said she wants to reenact The Lord of the Flies with me, should I be worried?
Stop putting me in jail, please!
I'm taking my ex-Amish friend to try sushi for the first time tomorrow
I'm not an expert on being drunk, but if you're like able to type clear spelling, like no mistakes or anything, then you must not be THAT drunk, right?
Just die, please.
He is infuriatingly annoying
Does anyone know if the new Sims 4 thing is worth it? The diner one that is.
Should I watch Jack and Jill?