Status Updates by SageHarpy

SageHarpy

TFW you're trash talking superior in 3 different languages and the best he can come up with as a comeback is "speak english" <3

SageHarpy

I love how this place is just a s***storm <3

SageHarpy

Mmmm just a head's up to everyone that if you message me either trolling me or tryna be sexual, I WILL waste your time in any way I possibly can. I WILL play along and play your game, and not take you seriously in the slightest.

SageHarpy

Are you guys called "scene kids" because you guys are making scenes all the d*** time? I've been on here for like one day and I'm already seeing drama everywhere jfc

SageHarpy

Uhh...jus' asking all those on here of the female sex: do guys often message you asking for nudes on here? I've hardly been on here for an hour and it's already happened

SageHarpy

♫ Space in spaaaace, ~weekends in the sun~ ...girl, we're never goin' to stop, now that we've already wooooon~♫

SageHarpy

I just feel like letting you all know that I named my beedrill "Ryan Beecrest".

SageHarpy

..Yanno, I just started here and I'm already f***ing annoyed that I can't use the enter key to make a new paragraph

SageHarpy

....and dat ass is HOT!

SageHarpy

I see you there, baby.