20 / Female / Bisexual
City Of Illusions – UA
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
You can’t have everything… where would you put it?
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy
If there’s no love in the world,… let’s make some.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
Alcohol, what’s that? It’s not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create an Instagram account.
They say money doesn’t bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
I didn’t find out what happiness means until I got married… and then it was too late.
If I keep paying attention, I’m going to be in debt
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it
last name hungry, first name always
Who said money cant buy happiness, I think he was using money wrong
Is everything expensive or am i just poor
losing everything but weight
People say you’ve changed,  well I couldn’t stay a sperm forever could I
I have to be funny because being hot is not an option
Accept who you are, unless you’re a serial killer.
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.
Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my a$$
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I was born. When I was 11, I got my first computer. Then I started posting pics on instagram. That’s still what I am doing. The end.
I’m going to reveal the two secrets of my success: One Don’t reveal everything.

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<3 you're so adorable!