Status Updates by PhilMahar

PhilMahar

every1 add my facebook

PhilMahar

good you should

PhilMahar

f*** all of this

PhilMahar

f*** this i dont wanna live

PhilMahar

all i do is f*** up im dumb as s***

PhilMahar

why am ieven alive

PhilMahar

fee like s***

PhilMahar

Wish i was popular

PhilMahar

LMS FOR AN INBOX <3

PhilMahar

I sexually Identify as an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Atlantic ocean ready to release my destructive cargo on filthy commies'. People say to me that a person being a weapon of mass destruction is Impossible and I'm f***ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having ex-Nazi scientists install tungsten plating, 3 stage rockets and a Nuclear warhead on my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as "ICBM" and "WMD" as my