Status Updates by Pessimismo

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I was with my family during easter and i learned that my grandpa's grandpa's brothers and nephews were actual nazis wtf

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i only ever had one blong partner, why am I attracted to brunettes?

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drones was the s***. dead inside is my f***ing anthem

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The most festive thing i did this easter, was choking my gf using my RED belt

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smol beans

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call me trash chan

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yeah i'm not sad and s*** but i'm the reason people around me are haha

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i f***ed my s*** up hard this time smh

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IS THIS LOSS

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