Status Updates by NotOli

NotOli

i spent way too much money on that college app. i will be so butt hurt if they reject me

NotOli

my thesaurus is terrible, not only that, but it's also terrible

NotOli

communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them

NotOli

i'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45's with cheese, and a large soda

NotOli

smh i only got 4 signatures. it's like yall want 2017 to be s***ty

NotOli

i spend most of my time waiting for s*** to download smh

NotOli

wanna hear a joke about pizza? nvm it's too cheesy

NotOli

Im gonna make a petition to abolish buzzfeed

NotOli

id rather kill myself than commit suicide