Status Updates by NotALombax

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We don't like death, yet we don't like living; Yes we all want to do good, but can't go a day without sinning.

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Babies can think with their eyes closed, just like humans.

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I'm sober and I don't hate myself... This is a shocking new discovery!

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Misconceptions of the Pointdexter Ensemble is hilarious why does it only have 1k views :/

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I really want to change my "about me" on here but I just can't be arsed, like, I don't know who I am. How could I possibly know that? Someone else would have to examine me for my entire life til the day I die then evaluate every little thing I ever did to find out "about me". However at the moment, it's kind of correct, but the sentences I used to make were awful and also I don't really care about emus anymore. I've met my fair share and I'm ready to accept their existence. I think. birb

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Long time no see

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Cemeteries are not as haunted, but not as not haunted as you'd expect.

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By "placebo effect", do you mean massive base?

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Didn't work. Tore the fabric of time and space

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It's time to split some atoms