Go slay ye olde heathens?
Gonna take care of some rag heads
Why is that oh mighty wizard?
May your return be remembered?
Come May I won't be here anymore tho
Gandalf has returned?
I have yet to go beyond to the Havens just yet.
The Navy wouldn't accept you because you're too gay even for them?
I thought about Navy but I didn't want to be in a metal can full of se(a)men.
I remembr when you skyped me like two years agoa nd it was the most awkeard thing?
I'm trying to remember this... WHAT IS YOUR NAME
U may have a huG?
moms a whore?
That's sad, why did your mom turn to such a horrible profession?