I think I'm going to go to bed.?
Okay, goodnight, Sweetheart.
Do you hear that whistling?
Yea, it was Dad.
When was your last doctor's appointment?
F*** if I can remember
OMG WE CAN BREAK UP!
Honey, you are LITERALLY THREE FEET AWAY FROM ME.
Do you know when The Flash is coming back?
No, google it you loser.
Can you believe it's not butter?
Get a life.
What is one thing you want to do before you die?
Go to Yellowstone National Park
Did you clean your room yet? Mother keeps asking me to tell you to clean your room?
Honey, just come in my room and ask me, this isn't the time or place for that stuff.