Status Updates by Lauren

Lauren

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ of March πŸ“…πŸ“… has CUM πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ πŸ’₯πŸ’₯🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS πŸ‘…πŸŒ½πŸ‘…πŸŒ½ doesn't matter if you're a plebeian πŸšπŸšπŸšπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ or P****trician πŸ˜ΌπŸ˜ΌπŸ˜ΌπŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ because DADDY πŸ‘…πŸ‘¨πŸ‘…πŸ‘¨ Brutus is the DICKtator πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† we all deserve πŸ‘„πŸ‘„ just like juliASS πŸ‘πŸ˜©πŸ‘πŸ˜©πŸ‘ caesar we're gonna get stabbed πŸ”ͺ 🍌πŸ”ͺ🍌

Lauren

Just like America, let's make chat great again.

Lauren

I'm ready to chat.

Lauren

I'm scared that my roommates heard me tonight for who I really am - a hardchatting, Internet MEANIE.

Lauren

I don't know what's going on, but I see college being mentioned. In all honesty, college will not "make you smart". Yes, you will be exposed to new ideas/concepts, but it's how open you are to learning and how you apply that knowledge to the real world. One of my roommates is incredibly book-smart, but she's an absolute dumbass as a person.

Lauren

Instead of writing my paper that is due tomorrow, I'm playing the games on here, hahahaha s h i t .

Lauren

I'm so f***ing attractive, omg.

Lauren

O-K! I request to add you as a friend, you view my profile, and don't accept. Totes adorbz.

Lauren

Real talk, how the F*** could it suck having a high metabolism? You can eat pounds of s*** a day and you'll never gain weight, tf.

Lauren

Why are people talking about ships? Was there a recent tragedy where a cruise ship sank or something? Or is this just some tumblr trash that I don't get.