Q&A with Lauren

Lauren answered an anonymous question

D*** I'd smash that DP, that thick blubbery double chin can't be resisted?


Ayeeeee ;) Come take a nap in it, papi. I stash old food in there as well, so you would never go hungry.

Lauren answered an anonymous question

Have u ever sniffed ur carts or sniffed ur dirty musty socks after a long hot day?


My carts? And can't wear socks because no feet.

Lauren answered a question asked by MeatRocket

Can u post a pic of ur feet?


Triggered because I lost both feet from Trench Foot. Thanks a lot, DICK.

Lauren answered a question asked by Corpse.Grinder 

Youre usually not on for this long Lauren what's the occasion fam?


I know, right!? I was just thinking that, but it's probably because I am procrastinating and I drank a ton of coffee in hopes of it helping me study, when in truth, it's just made my heart rate pick up and made me dick around even more on this site.

Lauren answered a question asked by Corpse.Grinder 

F*** YOU LOL?


Well jeez Louise, that's not very nice. >:((((

Lauren answered a question asked by insane

OHMYGOD HI. I REMEMBER YOU. YOU ARE PUG.?


YESSSSS, DADDY, YESSSS! Hahahaha, hello, my friend! How are you?

Lauren answered an anonymous question

We never talk but you're honestly one of the prettiest, smartest, and funniest people I have ever known and I would smash that p**** so bad your insurance wouldn't even cover the damage?


HAHAHA, YOU JUST MADE MY WEEK! Thank you!!!!

Lauren answered a question asked by Princess

pRETTY LAUREN 💕?


Bbbbbyyyyyyyy, I miss youuuuuuu! You're looking stunning as ever and your hair looks stupendous!