Status Updates by King4Lyfe.Eli

King4Lyfe.Eli

Smash the patriarchy

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I started the year horribly ill and I'm gonna cri

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Shoutout to the assholes at netflix that just forced me to read: "A cleaver to the face changed this clown's forte from birthdays to death days"""

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Guys its 2017, MySpace is dead

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After finally being with a straight boy I've learned to fake it real well lmao

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Why are y'all all talkin' about food and fakes? Like????

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I may have tits, but I'm more than your boyfriends will ever be

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Jesus is a troll apparently

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Hi comfused, Im Eli

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Someone give me attention pls