Status Updates by King4Lyfe.Eli

King4Lyfe.Eli

Honestly? I spent the last two hours researching Britney Spears theories and now it's almost midnight

King4Lyfe.Eli

Im legit way to paranoid rn

King4Lyfe.Eli

Wow I'm needy

King4Lyfe.Eli

Salutations Comrade

King4Lyfe.Eli

Goodnight losers XD

King4Lyfe.Eli

vernacular ranges from 'comrade' to 'totally tubular'

King4Lyfe.Eli

You have no clue how many times per day I say 'rad' and 'homie'. I'm not even sure if it;s ironic or not at this point

King4Lyfe.Eli

Tbh my entire vocabulary is outdated

King4Lyfe.Eli

I'm flossy, you're flossy. Let's all be flossy

King4Lyfe.Eli

Let's make flossy a thing again please