Status Updates by JesusKun 

JesusKun 

Only fat thing about me is muh dick. Hueeehuehue. Hue. I'm hilarious.

JesusKun 

I don't get ads at all. Adblock ftw.

JesusKun 

It's funny when people screenshot the type of ads they get on SK, not realizing that ads are personalized based on what you search for on sites like google. And then pretend it's the opposite of what they like/want. LEL.

JesusKun 

Only fat chicks tend to show so much skin. I wonder why lelelelelel.

JesusKun 

"What do people gain from lying? Besides losing: your respect, your dignity, your reputation, and those who love you. I guess those few minutes of satisfaction, smiling behind your lies, are soon well worth a lifetime of a regretful guilty conscience. "

JesusKun 

Note to self: If dentist makes a cut on your infection to get the pus out in your jaw, you will cry like a little baby. Holy s*** that hurt.

JesusKun 

This whole ''i'm genderfluid'' thing will be less popular in 5 years. You're all going through phases and you're being more disrespectful towards people that actually struggle with it, you inconsiderate lil f***s that just wanna try to be special.

JesusKun 

I'M GONE OBVIOUSLY LEL

JesusKun 

I start to understand more and more why people dislike minorities.

JesusKun 

Passive aggressive bulls*** when i'm the only one even trying. What else is new.