Status Updates by Goodbye.Moonmen

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Greatest achievment of 2016 was not running out of electricity this month tbh.

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Frozen grapes guys. Frozen grapes are essential.

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Also realised how great of an uncle I was today when I took my neices shopping and one of them pointed out a dude with a Slayer shirt, flipper her wee f***in lid with joy when the guy smiled and gave her the horns.

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Sneezing in the general direction of your ashtray is not advised children.

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F***inxboxf***inbattlefields***tyinternetbastardinf***addljuhvnv

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Yes. If your conversation is s***, I'll call you out about it. Im not gunna waste time, like trying to get blood from a f***in stone m8.

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Joined cos nightshift, no ones up c'ept Mericans

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Having flashbacks of trading all my pokemon card doubles for one of the gold poliwhirl cards. Dropped it down a drain, a mere half hour later. What a traumatic summer.

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I've offered my snapchat but no one wants it :^)

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Where was this uproar the other day when I was calling peeps out. Pfftchk.