Babe how'd you get lucky to have me as your girlfriend 😂😂?
Babe I keep hitting the strip button and yOU STILL HAVENT GOT NAKED FOR ME.?.? WHATS WRONG WITH THIS?
I will hurt you
STILL WAITING HNNNGGG?
IM GONNA DO IT EVENTUALLY LEAVE ME ALONE MOM
I'm gonna pretend I understood that so
Shut up mom
I just found out your name is aedan :)
Hi I'm Jude
Hey hey hey hey guess what
You're super cute?
Shelby. Shut up. I'm not cuteeeeeeeeee
Do I have permission to ask you out?
But like, we barely know each other. I totally would but like, I don't know you that well ;-;
Why're you so cute❤️?
My head is literally a configuration of tumors loosely shaped into a face. What the hell are you talking about??
6times a day?
Can I fight you
Beating my dick to poetry about ramen noodles is bad?
It's bad if you don't do it AT LEAST twice a day.