I'm gonna pretend I understood that so
Shut up mom
I just found out your name is aedan :)
Hi I'm Jude
Hey hey hey hey guess what
You're super cute?
Shelby. Shut up. I'm not cuteeeeeeeeee
Do I have permission to ask you out?
But like, we barely know each other. I totally would but like, I don't know you that well ;-;
Why're you so cute❤️?
My head is literally a configuration of tumors loosely shaped into a face. What the hell are you talking about??
6times a day?
Can I fight you
Beating my dick to poetry about ramen noodles is bad?
It's bad if you don't do it AT LEAST twice a day.
I'm not ready to be a mom
Zeros and ones
I am your fate
I am your destiny
I am your one and true love
*sheds tear and slowly claps* That.... was beautiful
Tsk tsk ;^)?
Shut up mom you don't understand me.
Thanks PornHub. You're always there for me.