Status Updates by Gesundheit

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I have the new SU song stuck in my head haaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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I bought so much Harley Quinn Merch today. I have her shirt from the film, a onesie (original costume), another shirt "property of joker" Harley Quinn Leggings, and shorts. Yikes

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If an intruder ever comes to murder you, whip your arms back and tilt your head up to the ceiling, before bending your body in weird positions, before looking at them with the most revolting smile and say "the antichrist has awoken" No person in the right mind will ever f*** with you or your home again.

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All my friends are heathens take it slow

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Yooooo send me friend requests my dudes aaaAAAAAAAAA

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If batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then, this relationship is as one-sided as I feared.

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If an intruder ever comes to murder you, whip your arms back and tilt your head up to the ceiling, before bending your body in weird positions, before looking at them with the most revolting smile and say "the antichrist has awoken" No person in the right mind will ever f*** with you or your home again.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept. Like, wyd

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""Roast yourself"" no thanks. I gave up cannibalism in my last life.

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How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,10