Awkward moment when you're checking out the guy with a beard in the car next to you and he's already checking you out.....
Who needs sleep anyways?
Internet is being a bitch rn
Tfw your data just stops working for a bit
*noise that Tina Belcher makes when she's in an uncomfortable situation*
I get really annoyed when people don't know how to bowl. Like when they throw the ball half way down the lane before it hits the ground. Kys
I went to Subway and the dude only wrapped half of my sandwich up. The other half was just falling apart in the bag.
When you just get out of the shower and your mom says that you gotta leave in 2 minutes..... kms
D E A D
Some dude on Tinder wants to "f*** me in half"....