Status Updates by Flower.Child

Flower.Child

Today is simply taco Tuesday.

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I am an asshole. I am a bitch, we have established that already.

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Haha, 16 people asking me to be their valentine. Hm. No, no thank you. I hate Valentine's Day.

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Haters, please take as many straws you need for you to suck my ass because I give zero f***s about your opinion. :D

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Epic.chan.man is a piece of s*** omg. 😂

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"Why do you dress like that?" "Why do you listen to that music?" Hey! Ya know what you should do? Take a straw and suck my ass you Kentucky fried twat waffle. ;3

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If I act like I'm not interested in you, it's most likely because I'm not.

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9 times out of 10 when I post something, it's to offend you. :)

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Don't get mad and offended just because I hurt your precious feelings. I'm an asshole. Deal with it.

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I will slit your throat and use your blood as syrup for my pancakes. Gbye. :3