Status Updates by Dumpling

Dumpling

Colleges keep sending me mail. Little do they no I have no plan for the future and my crippling anxiety stops me from visiting their campus.

Dumpling

Do people know that asexual isn't a thing unless you reproduce by budding?

Dumpling

Y don't people leave me asks or anon crushes? I'm like a 4.5 :,(

Dumpling

If you suck on a pacifier in your dp, you're asking to get made fun of

Dumpling

Nirvana is s*** tbh

Dumpling

KyuubiUltra idk I think calling someone a f***ing pig for having song lyrics about masturbating while eating top ramen is pretty pathetic.

Dumpling

Stop arguing with a greasy weeaboo, you're all better than that.

Dumpling

Send me crush s*** I'm insecure and need others opinions :[

Dumpling

Dumpling

It would be gr8 if someone bludgeoned me to death.