I'm a sarcastic asshole, I'm either going to make you laugh or offend or both
If you're a douche, I will turn you into a meme
*offends people on purpose*
Looking at the famous profiles, it's so funny to see all these people desperate for the attention from someone they don't know simply because of their fame and/or looks. Honestly what are you doing?
Aw I offended you? Why don't you go complain about it on your blog (-:
My biggest talent:
Being ultra lame but in a cool, smooth way that hides my lameness
Legend of Zelda, pizza rolls, and loneliness (-:
Do you ever look at someone and think, "wow, wanna slap you with a chair" cause yeah me too
I need to write music or I go crazy.
To all my stalkers: ily so stop being a stranger and talk to me and add me