Status Updates by Drop.dead.dezzi

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I'm a sarcastic asshole, I'm either going to make you laugh or offend or both

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If you're a douche, I will turn you into a meme

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*offends people on purpose*

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Looking at the famous profiles, it's so funny to see all these people desperate for the attention from someone they don't know simply because of their fame and/or looks. Honestly what are you doing?

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Aw I offended you? Why don't you go complain about it on your blog (-:

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My biggest talent:
Being ultra lame but in a cool, smooth way that hides my lameness

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Legend of Zelda, pizza rolls, and loneliness (-:

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Do you ever look at someone and think, "wow, wanna slap you with a chair" cause yeah me too

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I need to write music or I go crazy.

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To all my stalkers: ily so stop being a stranger and talk to me and add me