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Anonymous questions over here? you gotta be s***tin.

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Well, happy birthday to me.

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"[...] What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard Morty then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on science." -Rick Sanchez.

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What's wrong with me?

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Dude, am I disgusting? am I ugly? am I an asshole? I'm a nice person, for real, I just wanna have a conversation with someone. Then, what's the f***ing problem?

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He's the best.