Status Updates by DeadAsFuck

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“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

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Are you spaghetti because i want you to meet my balls

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everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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Mic.com needs to be shut down. Shocking! You're more likely to be killed by an Indian in India. Is that news too? They need to burn.

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You can determine how much of an asshole someone is just by going through their emojis.

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Riley Dennis made a shirt that says "There Are More Than Two Genders", but you can only select two genders at checkout :^)))))))

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Aliens r taking our jobs while I spend my time leaching off benefits xddddddd time to whip out my skee gear and nosh 2 bree bree core betchezz.

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Re-watching "Psycho-Pass"... I swear, Kougami Shinya is the only anime character that can make me go fangirling! xD

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sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

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