Status Updates by Crazy.Eyes

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I once knew a kid who was named Harry Smalldick, I think his parents hated him

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Someone stole my sugar, now how can I eat my food?!

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My friend has been listening to Feliz Navidad for like the past four hours in a row, why, just why?

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If one conjoined twin commits a crime, and the other is innocent, how do they go about punishing the guilty one?

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Does anyone else find it odd that Hell is supposed to be super hot when cool air goes low to the ground and warm air rises?

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Is gin pronounced like jen or like the gain in again? Is Gin Rummy pronounced the same or different?

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I have a song I don't really like stuck in my head :(