Sorry that I'm an annoying bitch
Might dye my hair pink
Call me daddy
Lowkey wanna dye my hair purple or pink but I'm worried that it'll look bad on me
Guys my GF is goals!! She's so f***ing hot and beautiful and everything that I need. ILY so much Alexis <3
I was so excited to see my best friend at the store that I ran to my best friend, slipped on what I hope was water and landed on my face. My friend laughed and said, "Didn't you see the wet floor sign?" No obviously I didn't. I'm mortified.
Clowns are effin terrifying. I'm not afraid of much but I make an exception when it comes to clowns and dogs.
I'm so bad at carrying on a conversation. It's a curse that I'm forced to live with
I have so many cute people in my inbox. Like for real. All of you are way too cute
I need a girlfriend!!! I can't find any girl who's my type and single!